Silly Kid

A few random Brycen quotes:

-Brycen walks up to a stranger in the grocery store. He points to his bottom and says, "Look, this is my butt." The lady laughed. But hopefully he doesn't use that pick-up line when he is older.

-I gave him a drink of water and he replied, "Mmm, delicioso!" He speaks Spanish now apparently. Too much watching Dora and Diego!

-I picked up one of his toys and he said, "Mama, no swiping!" (Again, another Dora quote.)

-I raised my voice while he was throwing a tantrum and he got about 2 inches from my face and said very firmly, "MAMA, THAT'S NOT NICE!" Nothing like a 2-year-old to keep you in line.

-We were checking out at Target and the checkout lady says "Bye!" to Brycen. He replies with, "Bye! I love you!" What a ladies man.

-I was cleaning his ears with a q-tip, he said, "Ew! Ear boogies!"

-Every older man we see is "Peepa" (grandpa), every blond lady we see is "Mama" (even when I'm standing right next to him), and every baby we see is "Baby Emms" (cousin Emily).

-He wanted me to buy him something at the store. After saying "Please!" a few times, he went straight to "Mama is booful" (beautiful). Looks like he finally figured out what to say when he wants something! And I didn't even have to tell him to say it that time.

This kid keeps me laughing.